Weeding 101

Step One: Procrastinate and wait for the weeds to get a little out of hand.
Step Two: Begrudgingly allow your mother in law to visit for an hour.
Step Three: Actually hear at least one thing that comes out of her pea brain.
Step Four: Try not to slam the door as you hurl yourself through it.
Step Five: Take out your frustration by doing the weeding.

And there you have it! You can clear a 10 x 4 foot section in the time it takes to smoke a quarter of a cigarette! (About three minutes)