Mosquitos suck

While I was in California I was reminded of two things. First, that I am allergic to mosquitoes... crap. Second that there is at least enough "worst places to be bit by a f*ing mosquito" to make a top ten list. Here goes

In any order you like:

1. Between fingers and toes.
2. On the bottom of your foot.
3. Right on the edge of your lip.
4. In your eyebrow.
5. On a knuckle.
6. Elbow.
7. Anywhere on your ear.
8. On your butt, of course it's funnier when there are witnesses to you trying in vain not to scratch.
9. Right between your shoulder blades where you can't reach.
10. The fleshy part of your hand, right below your thumb.

So there you have it, the first of what I think is probably going to be a running thread.